The Chronicles of Sue #3 (Hamilton)

Well when we were on Hamilton Island a few weeks back all the bars had closed and we still wanted to keep drinking. All our alchhol was in the bosses hotle Suite and he had gone to bed. A group of us went to his room to try and wake him up. We banged on the door and tried to wake him and he wouldn't wake up so we sent one of the guys down to reception to pretend they were Jeff (the boss) and get a key.

This worked like magic, we got the door open but he had the bloody chain across didn't he? So we yelled some more he still did not come out, His boss was with us and was yelling that he would be sacked if he did not come out, still no movement!

We were about to give up when we noticed that the bathroom window was open. I took of the flyscreen and we grabbed Sue and started putting her thru the very small window. abotu half way thru she realised that she was going to to land on her head when we let her go so we pulled her out. We then got Daniel and lowered him thru feet first, he undid the chain let us in.

By the time the boss came down stairs to the lounge part of his room there was 10 people drinking smiking and laughing in his room.

The following night we were out with all of the company people and all of our customers when the bar closed. We of course still had the key that we had fraudulently obtained the previous evening. so Sue and I delayed the boss to have a chat while we sent everyone else back with the key. by the time he got back to his room there was close to 50 people drinking in his room!!